sam says

Bathroom talk ahead.

Consider yourself warned.

Let me set the scene for you a bit...

The other morning Sam was in the bathroom doing his "business."

I was about ten feet away (outside the bathroom)

and the not-so-pleasant aroma was wafting my way.

All of the sudden he says,

"What's that SMELL?!?"

"Um, your poop?!"

"No Mom, I think it's your breath."

Thanks Sam.

I mean, really.

I'm not known for my sweet morning breath, but C'MON!