sam says

The other day Sam asked Marko,

"Do you know why I'm a redneck and you're not?"

"Um, nooo..."

"Because I have camo underwear and you don't!"

This morning was our first real "cold" day.

After Marko went outside and declared that it was 42 degrees, 

Sam said,

"Mom, we're gonna need muffins for our hands!"

And last, an entry from the dictionary of Sam:

PUMBLE: verb

1. Strike repeatedly, typically with the fists.

As in, Sam and Marko were wrestling and Sam said,

"I'm gonna pumble you, Daddy!"

sam says

The other day Sam was telling me something and (positive that I wasn't listening to him) he kept repeating himself...over and over and over. Finally I looked him in the eye and said,

"Yes Sam, I heard you the first twelve times!"

Always the literalist, he responded,

"But mom, I only said it three times."

One of things that makes me laugh most often, is when Sam gets his words mixed up.

The other day, worn out, he exclaimed,
"I'm sooo white!"
(wiped)


And then, I heard him singing at the top of his lungs,
"The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, meat, patience, kindness, goodness."

What do your kids say that tickle your funny bone?

sam says

Bathroom talk ahead.

Consider yourself warned.

Let me set the scene for you a bit...

The other morning Sam was in the bathroom doing his "business."

I was about ten feet away (outside the bathroom)

and the not-so-pleasant aroma was wafting my way.

All of the sudden he says,

"What's that SMELL?!?"

"Um, your poop?!"

"No Mom, I think it's your breath."

Thanks Sam.

I mean, really.

I'm not known for my sweet morning breath, but C'MON!

sam says...

Sam has been saying some pretty hilarious things lately (in my humble opinion).
Here is a sample:


As he played in the tub the other day, he was pretending that he had fallen out of a boat.

"Help!" he yells, "I'm draining!!"

(drowning) 

This morning, he and Marko were getting ready to go fishing and we were saying that it was already really hot out. To this he asked,

"Do I need to wear sour cream?" 

(sunscreen) 

As he was getting dressed this morning, I offered him a pair of clean underwear to put on. 
"No mom, those underwear are for wearing around the house. I need a pair for going out!" 
(I have NO IDEA where he came up with that theory! LOL!)

Can you stand it?!?




 

jacob, esau and.....marshmallows?

The other day Sam and I were having a conversation about the biblical account of Jacob and Esau that went something like this:

Me: "So, Jacob tricked his brother. And Esau was very angry at him. Jacob was scared that Esau would try to hurt him, so he went into the desert. That night he camped in the desert and...

Sam: ...after he was done roasting marshmallows, he laid down and dreamed about angels!

Of course...because camping just isn't camping without marshmallows!