Once there was a boy who LOVED cheese puffs...and making cheesy faces.
One day, the Boy and his Momma went to Sam's Club and saw this.
The MOTHER LOAD of Cheese Puffs!
The Boy was so excited!!
He could hardly contain himself.
"Pleeeeease, Momma...can we get these, Pleeeease?!?"
Thrilled that her fat-averting child was asking for something
that would add some calories to his eating routine
(albeit greasy, processed calories),
she quickly consented and off to the check-out line they scurried.
As soon as they arrived home, the Boy asked for some Cheese Puffs.
He had Cheese Puffs with lunch.
He had Cheese Puffs with supper.
He had Cheese Puffs as a before-bedtime snack.
And then a curious thing happened.
Early the next morning the Boy woke up complaining of a stomach ache...
and barfed up Cheese Puffs.
No more Cheese Puffs for the Boy.