27 July 2010

sam says

Bathroom talk ahead.
Consider yourself warned.

Let me set the scene for you a bit...
The other morning Sam was in the bathroom doing his "business."
I was about ten feet away (outside the bathroom)
and the not-so-pleasant aroma was wafting my way.


All of the sudden he says,
"What's that SMELL?!?"

"Um, your poop?!"

"No Mom, I think it's your breath."

Thanks Sam.
I mean, really.
I'm not known for my sweet morning breath, but C'MON!

3 comments:

  1. thanks for the laugh...even if it was at your expense ;)

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  2. There's no such thing as upstaging a kid!

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