Step 1: Give birth to one child.
Step 2: Spend large amounts of time holding, nursing, soothing, playing with, changing, and bathing said child.
Step 3: Finally get child to sleep at 11:30 p.m.
Step 4: Stay up until 2 a.m. blogging. (This step must not be skipped!)
Step 5: Wake up at 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. to feed child.
Step 6: Try to get up at 7 a.m.
Repeat as necessary. Guaranteed to be unproductive in 1-3 days.